In world news today, Turdmenistan declares war on Sholongusbeckistan over an apparent problematic raid in which presidents between the countries who had gone to raid an unnamed town. However in the botched raid, the Turdmenistan claims that the other president KSed him and stole the sword of thousand truths. Many citizens belief that their presidents are better than the other and deserve the sword.
Tanks has rolled into the capital of sholongusbeckistan from the border, journalists has been disallowed from the warzone. Blizzard is currently trying to broker a cease fire. There is no timeline set as so far, Ex-President Bush vetoed any exchanging of the prized weapon fearing more economic collapse.
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