
hit a new roadblock today as zombies on all steam controlled copies went on strike. The zombies refused to get up after being shot and refuse to respawn. They demand equal rights as the witch, which only appears once in a while in the game screaming maniacally and terrorizing players. Gamers who own a copy has submitted a petition of protest to Sierra demanding new zombies to take their place.
Sierra Spokesman has previously said that they do not negotiate with zombies. It is company policy not to negotiate with zombies. Currently the company is looking into the services of Umbrella Corporation.
In other news, Sierra is currently hiring anyone who is willing to lead a new life in the cyber world. With low wages and all health and dental benefits covered. The only requirement is to drink vials of liquid. Safety is not guaranteed.
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