Interview with RPG star

Recently ZOMGOMGWTFBBQ conducted an interview with a major Role-playing game icon, that is Final Fantasy VII's main character, Cloud Strife. Now, here is the interview where we had with the RPG legend about his life.

Z: Cloud, good to have you here.
C: Thank you for having me.

Z: I see you brought that heavy sword of yours.
C: Yea...it is quite a big burden to bring it everywhere.

Z: Well...how do you feel about walking into another person's house and have them treat like family instead of booting you out?
C: Well, people tend to be friendlier where I come from.

Z: What is the science behind inns?
C: When our friends get knocked out all they need is a good rest.

Z: Why swords? Especially with enemies with guns everywhere.
C: Swords are more reliable, they don't jam. Also, guns need to be reloaded, leaving you vulerable and they are expensive where I come from.

Z: How do you keep such a hair style?
C: I have no idea...it just stays like this every morning.

Z: Thank you Cloud once again, and good luck with the new Blu-ray movie Advent Children Complete and we wish you well
C: Thank you very much.

Study says Obesity causes nose hair growth

According to studies made by a renowned university, SMARTYPENS , 50% of obese people who play games have a higher chance of developing signs of loneliness and anti social behaviour,which in turn causes them to shun their peers and stay in small corners mumbling to themselves. They also have a tendency to complain to other people about how hard life is.

Researchers believe that this behavior can lead to mass killings and rapid nose hair growth. This recent study is seen as a breakthrough, as there is now an explanation to previously unexplainable nose hair growth.

Nosehairgrowthology expert believes that the only cure found is to ensure obese people have no nose.

Korea: Irritated women irritates electric company

Women, in the outskirts of Korea's capital today, demonstrated their right to use "Hax 1337 skillzorz", outside the local electric company. The apparent blackout, was caused by a massive prolonged coffee break at the plant.

Senior Engineer, Tuklong Tuno, said that it was a serious lapse in protocol, as this has never happened before. This is a set back to the country's plans to go global in 2030, as it currently hold one of the highest speeds in in the internets.

Many have been left with nothing to do with some even reportedly playing with dolls and screaming "I PWNED YOUR @$$". However these reports are unconfirmed.

Nazi Soldiers Pleads To Not Be Shot At

A coalition of Nazi soldiers across several popular WWII games has pleaded to all gamers to stop shooting them on sight.

The soldiers claim that they have been in games since the first game that featured FPS, Wolfenstin and has been shot at almost every time.

The soldiers are asking to give them a break and let them kill the protagonist more often than not. According to chief lieutenant, the soldiers did not ask to be sent out killing random bits of people, but was ordered to do so. This monotony of killing Nazi Soldiers has outgrown it's excitement, says Private Housenman. "It needs to stop, at least for now", he adds.

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Disney buys over EA, Announces Revamp of NFS Series and Dead Space

Disney has successfully acquired the highest controlling stake to effectively put EA Games under it's umbrella.

Effective last friday, Disney now owns EA Games and has announced that several games which were previously deemed too violent by the Disney board of directors, will be revamped and changed. For one, The need for speed series has been given a new name, Need For Mickey, which involves mickey wrongly accused of borrowing donald's SUV.



It will also look into changing the currently over the top horror game, dead space to Goofy's Space, which Disney deems, too horrific for normal audience.

Goofy will replace Isaac in the game and it is still unknown what will replace the monsters in the game. Disney has not given a timeline for the game's release however will say that more details will be released in autumn.

Streaker in WCG Shocks WCG

A new picture has surfaced last Thursday on an apparent streaker during the World Cyber Games. The apparent streaking took place during the prize presentation ceremony at a time when all eyes was on the prize presentation.

The WCG officials, took pains to cover up this incident as can be seen, this image only surfaced 2 years after the WCG took place.

Human Rights activists demands to know if the nudist was apprehended and "pwned" in the ass. More news to come.

Pikachu Signs deal with Blizzard

Pikachu, a former star from Nintendo's series, Pokemon, has recently left Nintendo and signed a contract with Blizzard, appearing in famed, Warcraft 3 Mod, Defence Against The Ancients.

DOTA, in it's latest patch features the said new star, Pikachu, and his special abilities, which include, Thundershock, Thunderbolt, Thunderwave, Thunder and bodyslam.

Nintendo spokesman claims that the negotiations had fallen through and didn't make it. Nintendo's CEO refused to comment on ongoing issues.

Singapore: New game baffles public

The game's title baffled reporters, fans and even the board of directors at EA during the E3 convection which sees the announcement of "No need for speed".

The story revolves around a taxi driver (controlled by you) as he tries to make a living off taxi driving, but ends up in a world of crime. The car that the player would be driving would be a taxi and (breaking the need for speed tradition) a small tax meter will appear on your HUD, as you drive past an Electronic Road Pricing gantry, which are automated toll booths, the value deducts according to road pricing. When the value reaches less than zero, police chases are immediately started.

IGN.com gave the game a 2/10 rating, citing that while the game maintains the original free roam style of play, the money system gets increasingly frustrating and the fact that your car moves to a maximum of only 20mph causes for some concern, although the good point of the game is the fresh new way of earning cash besides street racing, which is to pick up customers and drive them to another location, this makes earning cash somewhat easier considering that you get quite a good fare on peak hours.

EA could not be contacted for a comment on the game but in a recent interview, they claim it to be "taxi-driving fun".

Game deemed too epic by critics

With the release of their 21st Anniversary game, DISSIDIA: Final Fantasy, Square-Enix finds a powerful way to say a big thank you to their loyal supporters however, some critics are saying that the game is deemed "too epic" to be released. Speaking at the "Criticize and laugh at random Games" seminar, a critic released this statement:

"Square gave the fans what they want, that is against videogaming code, you do not let your fans control a cool character and take on another cool character! That is just unheard off!"

Square-Enix could not be reached for a comment but it is rumored they would not take this lightly.