PSP Car to go on Sale

The car, in the shape of a PSP, is now available for purchase. The car, said to contain the latest in PlayStation Portable technology will appear in showrooms across the world today.

The car will feature, larger windows, a sixaxis steering wheel, dual shock seats and PSP rear mirrors. it also has analog shift stick for that change of gear feel. The car uses revolutionary technology to allow you to buy upgrades for your car over the PlayStation Store.

The car also features UMD music player and tv out in the car. Annoyingly the car lacks the standard car charger option instead opting for the PSP charger.

Prices are said to start at a hefty USD$500,000

Zombies part of history

Treyarch has announced the release of a new DLC pack for Call Of Duty 5 in which there are now nazi zombies. The call of duty series has been widely known to be historically accurate. This new development has finally covered a base not seen in the series before, Nazi Zombies.

Many soldiers fighting in world war II would have known about the zombies found in eastern germany and several other parts of the world. But this side story has been lacking in many many mildly historically accurate games. According to Zombie Community Club president, 'Mr. Arggghhhaaa uhhhhh', he claims argghhhhhaaa aaaaahhhhhuhhhhhh huuuuhhaaaaaaa aaeeeeggghhhhhhha'. Many Zombie rights activists, claims this is finally a win for the rights of zombies.

Interview with RPG star

Recently ZOMGOMGWTFBBQ conducted an interview with a major Role-playing game icon, that is Final Fantasy VII's main character, Cloud Strife. Now, here is the interview where we had with the RPG legend about his life.

Z: Cloud, good to have you here.
C: Thank you for having me.

Z: I see you brought that heavy sword of yours.
C: Yea...it is quite a big burden to bring it everywhere.

Z: Well...how do you feel about walking into another person's house and have them treat like family instead of booting you out?
C: Well, people tend to be friendlier where I come from.

Z: What is the science behind inns?
C: When our friends get knocked out all they need is a good rest.

Z: Why swords? Especially with enemies with guns everywhere.
C: Swords are more reliable, they don't jam. Also, guns need to be reloaded, leaving you vulerable and they are expensive where I come from.

Z: How do you keep such a hair style?
C: I have no idea...it just stays like this every morning.

Z: Thank you Cloud once again, and good luck with the new Blu-ray movie Advent Children Complete and we wish you well
C: Thank you very much.

Study says Obesity causes nose hair growth

According to studies made by a renowned university, SMARTYPENS , 50% of obese people who play games have a higher chance of developing signs of loneliness and anti social behaviour,which in turn causes them to shun their peers and stay in small corners mumbling to themselves. They also have a tendency to complain to other people about how hard life is.

Researchers believe that this behavior can lead to mass killings and rapid nose hair growth. This recent study is seen as a breakthrough, as there is now an explanation to previously unexplainable nose hair growth.

Nosehairgrowthology expert believes that the only cure found is to ensure obese people have no nose.

Korea: Irritated women irritates electric company

Women, in the outskirts of Korea's capital today, demonstrated their right to use "Hax 1337 skillzorz", outside the local electric company. The apparent blackout, was caused by a massive prolonged coffee break at the plant.

Senior Engineer, Tuklong Tuno, said that it was a serious lapse in protocol, as this has never happened before. This is a set back to the country's plans to go global in 2030, as it currently hold one of the highest speeds in in the internets.

Many have been left with nothing to do with some even reportedly playing with dolls and screaming "I PWNED YOUR @$$". However these reports are unconfirmed.

Nazi Soldiers Pleads To Not Be Shot At

A coalition of Nazi soldiers across several popular WWII games has pleaded to all gamers to stop shooting them on sight.

The soldiers claim that they have been in games since the first game that featured FPS, Wolfenstin and has been shot at almost every time.

The soldiers are asking to give them a break and let them kill the protagonist more often than not. According to chief lieutenant, the soldiers did not ask to be sent out killing random bits of people, but was ordered to do so. This monotony of killing Nazi Soldiers has outgrown it's excitement, says Private Housenman. "It needs to stop, at least for now", he adds.

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