Nazi Soldiers Pleads To Not Be Shot At

A coalition of Nazi soldiers across several popular WWII games has pleaded to all gamers to stop shooting them on sight.

The soldiers claim that they have been in games since the first game that featured FPS, Wolfenstin and has been shot at almost every time.

The soldiers are asking to give them a break and let them kill the protagonist more often than not. According to chief lieutenant, the soldiers did not ask to be sent out killing random bits of people, but was ordered to do so. This monotony of killing Nazi Soldiers has outgrown it's excitement, says Private Housenman. "It needs to stop, at least for now", he adds.

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Disney buys over EA, Announces Revamp of NFS Series and Dead Space

Disney has successfully acquired the highest controlling stake to effectively put EA Games under it's umbrella.

Effective last friday, Disney now owns EA Games and has announced that several games which were previously deemed too violent by the Disney board of directors, will be revamped and changed. For one, The need for speed series has been given a new name, Need For Mickey, which involves mickey wrongly accused of borrowing donald's SUV.



It will also look into changing the currently over the top horror game, dead space to Goofy's Space, which Disney deems, too horrific for normal audience.

Goofy will replace Isaac in the game and it is still unknown what will replace the monsters in the game. Disney has not given a timeline for the game's release however will say that more details will be released in autumn.

Streaker in WCG Shocks WCG

A new picture has surfaced last Thursday on an apparent streaker during the World Cyber Games. The apparent streaking took place during the prize presentation ceremony at a time when all eyes was on the prize presentation.

The WCG officials, took pains to cover up this incident as can be seen, this image only surfaced 2 years after the WCG took place.

Human Rights activists demands to know if the nudist was apprehended and "pwned" in the ass. More news to come.

Pikachu Signs deal with Blizzard

Pikachu, a former star from Nintendo's series, Pokemon, has recently left Nintendo and signed a contract with Blizzard, appearing in famed, Warcraft 3 Mod, Defence Against The Ancients.

DOTA, in it's latest patch features the said new star, Pikachu, and his special abilities, which include, Thundershock, Thunderbolt, Thunderwave, Thunder and bodyslam.

Nintendo spokesman claims that the negotiations had fallen through and didn't make it. Nintendo's CEO refused to comment on ongoing issues.

Singapore: New game baffles public

The game's title baffled reporters, fans and even the board of directors at EA during the E3 convection which sees the announcement of "No need for speed".

The story revolves around a taxi driver (controlled by you) as he tries to make a living off taxi driving, but ends up in a world of crime. The car that the player would be driving would be a taxi and (breaking the need for speed tradition) a small tax meter will appear on your HUD, as you drive past an Electronic Road Pricing gantry, which are automated toll booths, the value deducts according to road pricing. When the value reaches less than zero, police chases are immediately started.

IGN.com gave the game a 2/10 rating, citing that while the game maintains the original free roam style of play, the money system gets increasingly frustrating and the fact that your car moves to a maximum of only 20mph causes for some concern, although the good point of the game is the fresh new way of earning cash besides street racing, which is to pick up customers and drive them to another location, this makes earning cash somewhat easier considering that you get quite a good fare on peak hours.

EA could not be contacted for a comment on the game but in a recent interview, they claim it to be "taxi-driving fun".

Game deemed too epic by critics

With the release of their 21st Anniversary game, DISSIDIA: Final Fantasy, Square-Enix finds a powerful way to say a big thank you to their loyal supporters however, some critics are saying that the game is deemed "too epic" to be released. Speaking at the "Criticize and laugh at random Games" seminar, a critic released this statement:

"Square gave the fans what they want, that is against videogaming code, you do not let your fans control a cool character and take on another cool character! That is just unheard off!"

Square-Enix could not be reached for a comment but it is rumored they would not take this lightly.