True Side Of Games Exposed

T astyPaints.com's have recently shown how gory games that arn't are actually are. In a sequential release of images, which can be viewed at http://www.flickr.com/photos/49017345@N00/, they depict all of those lovable characters that you love, their true side. those lovable eyes and cute chapes, are all just a ruse to eat your brains.

Beware of them. This is a public service announcement, reminding you to think about the goomba's and those pacman ghosts before eating them and bouncing on their heads.

Cooking Mama MMO Announced

Cooking mama's publisher has recently announced the new game, Cooking Mama 2, Dinner with Friends MMO. Much details of the game has yet been released except, that players will have alot of fun stirring pots with other people from around the world, cutting vegetables together, collecting soup and ingredients and other cooking quests together. Only on the DS.

Duke Nukem Forever Seeking Government Bailout

Duke Nukem Forever, or DNF, has been the longest standing game that has been in production. The game was intended to be released this year, however, funds for it's development have dried up.

The developer, 3D Realms, have requested monetory aid from president barrack obama to continue the legacy of Duke Nukem Forever. However Congress has objected the bail out, and would like Duke Nukem Forever to continue being the longest standing game in production.

The game uses, the latest ground breaking graphic such as the following:They feel that giving money to this game so that it could be finished earlier would be an injustice to the gamers and the gaming industry.

Scientists found source of Swine Flu

Scientists from the university of American studies have finally found the actual source of the virus, and all points to Disney's Piglet. Nancy Marr, spokeswomen of Pigglet have said that there is no evidence for this, and it is all just finger pointing brought about the sudden outbreak. It is still unknown until the World Health Organisation confirms the outbreak.

*In all seriousness, our hearts goes out to families that have lost loved ones in the pandemic.

PSP Car to go on Sale

The car, in the shape of a PSP, is now available for purchase. The car, said to contain the latest in PlayStation Portable technology will appear in showrooms across the world today.

The car will feature, larger windows, a sixaxis steering wheel, dual shock seats and PSP rear mirrors. it also has analog shift stick for that change of gear feel. The car uses revolutionary technology to allow you to buy upgrades for your car over the PlayStation Store.

The car also features UMD music player and tv out in the car. Annoyingly the car lacks the standard car charger option instead opting for the PSP charger.

Prices are said to start at a hefty USD$500,000

Zombies part of history

Treyarch has announced the release of a new DLC pack for Call Of Duty 5 in which there are now nazi zombies. The call of duty series has been widely known to be historically accurate. This new development has finally covered a base not seen in the series before, Nazi Zombies.

Many soldiers fighting in world war II would have known about the zombies found in eastern germany and several other parts of the world. But this side story has been lacking in many many mildly historically accurate games. According to Zombie Community Club president, 'Mr. Arggghhhaaa uhhhhh', he claims argghhhhhaaa aaaaahhhhhuhhhhhh huuuuhhaaaaaaa aaeeeeggghhhhhhha'. Many Zombie rights activists, claims this is finally a win for the rights of zombies.

Interview with RPG star

Recently ZOMGOMGWTFBBQ conducted an interview with a major Role-playing game icon, that is Final Fantasy VII's main character, Cloud Strife. Now, here is the interview where we had with the RPG legend about his life.

Z: Cloud, good to have you here.
C: Thank you for having me.

Z: I see you brought that heavy sword of yours.
C: Yea...it is quite a big burden to bring it everywhere.

Z: Well...how do you feel about walking into another person's house and have them treat like family instead of booting you out?
C: Well, people tend to be friendlier where I come from.

Z: What is the science behind inns?
C: When our friends get knocked out all they need is a good rest.

Z: Why swords? Especially with enemies with guns everywhere.
C: Swords are more reliable, they don't jam. Also, guns need to be reloaded, leaving you vulerable and they are expensive where I come from.

Z: How do you keep such a hair style?
C: I have no idea...it just stays like this every morning.

Z: Thank you Cloud once again, and good luck with the new Blu-ray movie Advent Children Complete and we wish you well
C: Thank you very much.

Study says Obesity causes nose hair growth

According to studies made by a renowned university, SMARTYPENS , 50% of obese people who play games have a higher chance of developing signs of loneliness and anti social behaviour,which in turn causes them to shun their peers and stay in small corners mumbling to themselves. They also have a tendency to complain to other people about how hard life is.

Researchers believe that this behavior can lead to mass killings and rapid nose hair growth. This recent study is seen as a breakthrough, as there is now an explanation to previously unexplainable nose hair growth.

Nosehairgrowthology expert believes that the only cure found is to ensure obese people have no nose.

Korea: Irritated women irritates electric company

Women, in the outskirts of Korea's capital today, demonstrated their right to use "Hax 1337 skillzorz", outside the local electric company. The apparent blackout, was caused by a massive prolonged coffee break at the plant.

Senior Engineer, Tuklong Tuno, said that it was a serious lapse in protocol, as this has never happened before. This is a set back to the country's plans to go global in 2030, as it currently hold one of the highest speeds in in the internets.

Many have been left with nothing to do with some even reportedly playing with dolls and screaming "I PWNED YOUR @$$". However these reports are unconfirmed.

Nazi Soldiers Pleads To Not Be Shot At

A coalition of Nazi soldiers across several popular WWII games has pleaded to all gamers to stop shooting them on sight.

The soldiers claim that they have been in games since the first game that featured FPS, Wolfenstin and has been shot at almost every time.

The soldiers are asking to give them a break and let them kill the protagonist more often than not. According to chief lieutenant, the soldiers did not ask to be sent out killing random bits of people, but was ordered to do so. This monotony of killing Nazi Soldiers has outgrown it's excitement, says Private Housenman. "It needs to stop, at least for now", he adds.

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Disney buys over EA, Announces Revamp of NFS Series and Dead Space

Disney has successfully acquired the highest controlling stake to effectively put EA Games under it's umbrella.

Effective last friday, Disney now owns EA Games and has announced that several games which were previously deemed too violent by the Disney board of directors, will be revamped and changed. For one, The need for speed series has been given a new name, Need For Mickey, which involves mickey wrongly accused of borrowing donald's SUV.



It will also look into changing the currently over the top horror game, dead space to Goofy's Space, which Disney deems, too horrific for normal audience.

Goofy will replace Isaac in the game and it is still unknown what will replace the monsters in the game. Disney has not given a timeline for the game's release however will say that more details will be released in autumn.

Streaker in WCG Shocks WCG

A new picture has surfaced last Thursday on an apparent streaker during the World Cyber Games. The apparent streaking took place during the prize presentation ceremony at a time when all eyes was on the prize presentation.

The WCG officials, took pains to cover up this incident as can be seen, this image only surfaced 2 years after the WCG took place.

Human Rights activists demands to know if the nudist was apprehended and "pwned" in the ass. More news to come.

Pikachu Signs deal with Blizzard

Pikachu, a former star from Nintendo's series, Pokemon, has recently left Nintendo and signed a contract with Blizzard, appearing in famed, Warcraft 3 Mod, Defence Against The Ancients.

DOTA, in it's latest patch features the said new star, Pikachu, and his special abilities, which include, Thundershock, Thunderbolt, Thunderwave, Thunder and bodyslam.

Nintendo spokesman claims that the negotiations had fallen through and didn't make it. Nintendo's CEO refused to comment on ongoing issues.

Singapore: New game baffles public

The game's title baffled reporters, fans and even the board of directors at EA during the E3 convection which sees the announcement of "No need for speed".

The story revolves around a taxi driver (controlled by you) as he tries to make a living off taxi driving, but ends up in a world of crime. The car that the player would be driving would be a taxi and (breaking the need for speed tradition) a small tax meter will appear on your HUD, as you drive past an Electronic Road Pricing gantry, which are automated toll booths, the value deducts according to road pricing. When the value reaches less than zero, police chases are immediately started.

IGN.com gave the game a 2/10 rating, citing that while the game maintains the original free roam style of play, the money system gets increasingly frustrating and the fact that your car moves to a maximum of only 20mph causes for some concern, although the good point of the game is the fresh new way of earning cash besides street racing, which is to pick up customers and drive them to another location, this makes earning cash somewhat easier considering that you get quite a good fare on peak hours.

EA could not be contacted for a comment on the game but in a recent interview, they claim it to be "taxi-driving fun".

Game deemed too epic by critics

With the release of their 21st Anniversary game, DISSIDIA: Final Fantasy, Square-Enix finds a powerful way to say a big thank you to their loyal supporters however, some critics are saying that the game is deemed "too epic" to be released. Speaking at the "Criticize and laugh at random Games" seminar, a critic released this statement:

"Square gave the fans what they want, that is against videogaming code, you do not let your fans control a cool character and take on another cool character! That is just unheard off!"

Square-Enix could not be reached for a comment but it is rumored they would not take this lightly.

Ducks from Duck Hunt Says enough is enough

The ducks in duck hunt was recently fired, and the game was left without any more ducks to shoot at. Nintendo says that the ducks, were let go as Nintendo is currently cutting back on the current recession that recently hit Japan badly.

The ducks on the other hand, had found jobs in chinese stalls all across several countries, but they never expected that it would be on plates.

Nintendo has refused to mention what is the fate of the hunting dog, saying that what the dog does after service to Nintendo is it's own business.

FBI investigates allegations that bomberman is a front for terrorists

Yesterday evening Hudson Soft announced that the FBI is currently investigating allegations that Hudson's Bomberman series was actually a propaganda channel for the terrorist organisation Al-Squida.

The Character more often than not was wearing pink and white. The white suppose to represent the colour of the headgear of leader, Osama. The Herring news recently reported that George W. Bush initiated this alleged discovery before leaving office.

President Barrack Obama believes this is another attempt by the ex-president to create a name for himself before leaving office. However, this allegation will carry on to be investigated, wasting taxpayer's money.

China: Popular Geek Pr0n Site Shuts Down

Today, Popular Geek Pr0n site was shut down as the Chinese government begins a campaign to shut down immoral websites. The site, was popular to kids and teenagers alike who spent too much time on Xbox live, and would live their fantasy online via the website.

The website was declared indecent and corrupts public minds. This is the first time a major pr0n site was shut down in china. According to the website's owner, Dekony Jia, "This is outrage, i will reopen site in Russia." Many users started to flood blogs and forums with outbursts of this development.

The chinese governement spokesperson said, "We will not allow such sites to corrupt our citizen's minds, they should be hard at work not spending time looking at indecent sites".

Ripley Sues Naruto, Believe it!

Yesterday, Ripley's owner, Ripley Entertainment, Inc, pressed charges against Studio Pierrot, the studio incharge of translating popular kid's anime. The term "Believe it" is part of the trademark, "Ripley's Believe it or Not!" and is used commonly by the main character Naruto. Ripley Entertainment Inc. is looking to press charges against Studio Pierrot for trademark infringement and reparations, claiming $20, 000USD for every time the character shouts "Believe it!". The studio is unreachable for comment by press time.